Poems and Stories
1,238 rhymes and stories in rhyme
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VOLUME ONE ( 1986-2009 ) | VOLUME TWO ( 2008-2009 ) | VOLUME THREE ( 2010 ) | VOLUME FOUR ( 2010 )
VOLUME FIVE ( 2011 ) | VOLUME SIX ( 2011 ) | VOLUME SEVEN ( 2012 ) | VOLUME EIGHT ( 2013 )
VOLUME NINE ( 2013 ) | VOLUME TEN ( 2014 ) | VOLUME ELEVEN ( 2015 ) | VOLUME TWELVE ( 2016 )
VOLUME THIRTEEN ( 2016-17 ) | VOLUME FOURTEEN ( 2018 ) | VOLUME FIFTEEN ( 2019 )
VOLUME SIXTEEN (2020) | VOLUME SEVENTEEN (2020) | VOLUME EIGHTEEN (2021)
VOLUME NINETEEN (2022-24) | STORIES IN RHYME
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The addenda and footnotes to rhymes are continually updated to illustrate the many themes in rhyme,
as to offer citations from many sources and a number of perspectives. [ 1 ]
"Criticize by creating." Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni (1475-1564) [ 2 ]
"L'homme n'est rien, l'oeuvre tout." Gustave Flaubert (1821-1880)
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'07 and then 4
2 = 1
2-by-4
30 to 6 - cruel carbon tricks
7,700,000,000 for H20 - that's a lot of watery dough
A
A Better Life Awaits
A Canary in a Coal Mine
A cat may look at the haughtiest king
A catchy tune abhorred a deaf dove - paraphrase of Joachim Ringelnatz
A clever pile of molecules
A clip job - the way to legally rob
A comedian - paraphrase of a Joachim Ringelnatz poem
A Commencement Address Without a Bill Attached
A Concoction Song
A Countdown Song - counting upwards to down
A cruel mistress
A damn fine idea
A distinction should be made
A drunken poet - paraphrase of a Gotthold Ephraim Lessing poem
A fat cat's fat
A gaggle at Google did giggle - alleged 'unprecedented research censorship'
A Government of Shame - a composer's view
A Government Song
A Greek drama - semi colon and comma
A Hearty Menu
A hundred bucks - aw-gee, aw-shucks
A Lawyer's Lesson
A Litany of Finger Pointing - in Songs for the Victims of AIDS
A Litany of Symptoms - in Love Songs for Dorothy
A Little Slight of Hand
A Losing Proposition - eye on a lousy investor
A lukewarm prayer - the opposition's snare
A Messenger from God
A Modern Observation on The Anti-War Movement - "Where have all the critics gone, long time passing?"
A Modern Observation on The Anti-War Movement, Revisited - "All we are saying is give peace a chance"
A Modern Observation on The Anti-War Movement, Trading Places - "It just depends on who does it"
A Modern Observation on The Anti-War Movement, We Bomb Back Better - "the establishment's back"
A nonny mouse's New Year's greeting
A Nuremberg Defense - the pretense of making sense
A politician thinks
A rhyme for members of the Democrat Party
A sameness in the story
A Scientific Hit
A Shrovetide Tale - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
A Sing-Song Song to Sing
A slur is not an argument
A spasm of isms
A State of War
A steady diet - it's news to me
A Sunday in New York
A Sunshiny Thought
A Tale of Lords, told by a Serf
A threat to my democracy
A Ticklish Spot
A Tiny Lie
A Unicorn Named Ira
A Vase of Carnations
A World of Numbers
A Working Class Classified
Absolutely
Act of God
Advice for Not-so-evil Us
Advice to the Pessimist
After-dinner Mint - answering Samuel Barber
After math
Ain't it a pisser? - right in the kisser
Albert Gore -- a study in the massive acquisition of capital
All God's Chillun Got Credit Cards
All heard and none believed
All is one
All the news is screaming
All Things in Moderation - pabulum
Almost democracy
Always question everything
America the Bountiful
America the Dutiful
American Cads
An ant hill knows
An apple is like a cat
an aspect of art
An inconvenient surprise - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
An irrational anthem - sung to the tune, "America the Beautiful," music by Samuel A. Ward (1847-1903), with a nod to Ambrose Bierce's "A Rational Anthem"
And there again it is - the same old foam and fizz
Anne O'Malley - down the dillydally alley
Answers
Answers exist
Anthem of the Academic Left
Anti-capitalism struggles - a curriculum of sorts
Any claim can be made - a truth of a lie's charade
Any day now, believe you me
Any day now, truth'll be told - while lying pretense is growing cold
anythingis - that new old refrain
Apocalypse sometime
Apple-crapple
Are you anti-fascist?
Are you atop the system you say is racist, pal?
Argument Postponed
Armed peace - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
Arrogance danced with Ignorance
Art - you take a part
As to a peaceful Sunday
At one end of the rope
At his mirror - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
At the trough
Attributed to - thoughts on a phrase in use
Auntie Capital
Average Joe
B
Bad advice - so seeming nice
Bad Little Boys
Bagdad Bob and Tokyo Rose
Ballad of the Love Child
Bankrupt green
Bankrupt riches - the data snitches
Banned Music in the Ivied League - just the latest Heil to 'sieg'
Barking mad?
Based upon their race
Become not too attached to yourself
Beethoven ripped
Bernie got it right
Bernie got it wrong
Berövade - vade retro
Better for all the world
Between rhetoric and reality - on the reality of socialist Cuba's healthcare system
Bird Songs (three poems - rhymed paraphrases of Wilhelm Busch poems)
Black and white
Black and White, part deux
Black Markets
Black on black is hard to read - a companion piece to screed
Blackwing numbered Six-O-Two
Blame
Blind equality
Bold bad beard
Boost the booster
Boss man, boss man
Boys and girls and whirls of noise
Bureaucracy - paraphrase of Joachim Ringelnatz poem
Breaking of the Hands - so politics commands
Bright Boys
Bring presents to the party
Brittle Little
Broke - someone spoke
Bubbles
Bugs Bunny Votes
Bulls
Burglars do that
Burn, Baby, Burn
Burn, Baby, Burn II
Bursting Bubbles
Busted
Busy as a little bee
But maybe oh just maybe
Buy the lie and kill the truth
By 2010 - an attack of look back
By Rivers of Thought
C
Can and can't
Can of worms
Can you keep a secret?
Capital for Communists - a story growing old
Capital for Communists II
Carbontology
Cardboard - depending on whose ox is being gored
Career Politicians' Questions
Cash flow - a parody on Cole Porter's classic song, "True Love"
Cash in
Casino
Cassandra and Cassandras
Cast the first stone
Chagall is toast
Chains
Chant for a change
Chased Away
Checkmate
Cherished Cultural Myths - to maintain power and influence
Chicago Poem
Chicago Poem II
Chicago Poem III
Chicago Poem IV
Chicago Poem V
Chicago Poem VI
Chicago Poem VII
Chicanery
Child's play / in the City by the Bay
Chilling comments hot
Chocolate trees
Choice
Choose violent upheaval? - from Stalin, a retrieval
Chump Change
Chump Change - variations on "Mulberry Bush"
Cigarette Smoke - in Love Songs for Dorothy
Circle you are
Civilized - paraphrase of a Christian Morgenstern poem
Clever Death, Stupid Death - in Songs for the Victims of AIDS
Climb a mountain of ignorance
Clutch those pearls! - first world swirls
Cock-Up
Coexist
Cold hard cash
Color me skeptical
Color swatches
Colors
Comes the day
Comfortable and convenient
Communism's capitalism, don't you see? - seventy years. wrenchingly
Confess your Lord Climate Change
Conjugating Hitler
connect the dots
Consensus
Continents do not float
Corruption
Corruption continuing
Corruption has a middle name
Cosmopolitan corvids
Could and May - an up-to-date play
Cousin Francis' Donkey Ride - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
Crazy
Creative Folklore - to help your energy bills soar
Criminal Truth
Crisis
Critics
Crush the bourgeoisie
Cycles - here today, though gone tomorrow
D
Damn those predictions
Darwin's God
David slew Goliath
Dazzling - not economically frazzling
De fault in de plan
Dead soon enough
Dear deer - paraphrase of a Christian Morgenstern poem
Death in peacetime
Death Knell for the Maids
Dear Elsie Pee kills - on the LCP
Debt - you bet!
Debt and more debt - governments are the threat
Decline to comment
Default on Debt - the game of centuries
Deficits
Degrees on the wall
Democracy is radical
Democracy is stupid
Demographical Husbandry
Desack (roll eyes)
Dick, you're supposed to have gone off somewhere
Dictionary - quite contrary
Diogenes and the bad boys of Corinth, a Grecian story - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
Disapproval
Disarm the arms - in the Machiavellian farms
Disjunct
Dissent
Diversity
Divine the panic
Divine was the panic - sometime later
Dizzy Dent
Drink yourself sober
Do it your own way
Do not be greatly unhappy - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
Do not ever - stay too clever
Do not just hold a vigil
Do not laugh - paraphrase of a text by Wilhelm Busch
Do you remember the good old days?
Do you think this dreary game - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
Doctor doctors
Doctor Larger-Problems
Doctor Oppression comes to call
Doing the math - blindly on politics' path
Don't argue with me
Don't look now
Doses of Delusion
Double down on failure
Down the drain
Down the runway with a strut
Downly down with the struggle
Dry
Dump your trash in the street - a little tale, greenly sweet
E
Earth Hour Follies
Easy comes hard
Economics 101
Eden round, there went a great wall - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
Either One or the Other
Embarrassed - a political maneuver by we Democrats
Empowering feminism - a parody on "I Am Woman" (first released 1971) by Helen Reddy and singer-songwriter Ray Burton.
End Game
Enemy
Enemies of Capitalism
Equality
Equality for all - darkness will fall
Eric Satie écrivait
Erotic vaudeville - paraphrase of an Alfred Lichtenstein poem
Errors - a socialist's confession
Essie sees
Eternity stretches out unending - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
Europe 4 all? Yea!
Everybody should
Everything is bias
Everything within -- an original sin
Everything's about my colored skin - (or sadly, Why racism works)
Everything's about some Chinese skin - more racial politics to serve the mandarin
Everything's about some "you ain't" skin - revealing the politics that lies within
Everything's about their colored skin - the game begins to wear quite thin
Everything's about your colored skin - (or sadly, why these games begin)
Everywhere is a wonderland - paraphrase of a Joachim Ringelnatz poem
Evil lies hidden - until the time it's bidden
Excessive Demand
Extremely Green - wrong for more than forty years
Eye on the news
Examinations - towards abrogations
Experts say
F
Fa Queue - there's no debating you
Failing to plan -- flailing's in view
Failure
Farmers and Alarmers
Fascist is as fascist does - a little bug inside of me
Fat cats richly rich of late - a comparative and sourced criticism of the nouveau "fair share" folks
Fat, fat government
Fear - a litany for today
Fem inanity
Fetters of convention
Fiblical Prophecy
Fido Filet
Fifteen minutes
First
Fled from empty market shelves - a history lesson
Floccinaucinihilipilification
Flower Pot - paraphrase of a poem by Pierre-Jules-Théophile Gautier
Fluidity
Follow, chant in uni, son
Follow the book - don't overlook
Food Chain - inhumane?
Foolish men were ruling
Fools and an ass - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
Fools' delight
Fool's Gold - a wonder to behold
For me, but not for thee?
For minootes toidytree sekunds
For want of inspiration
For Your Common Good - in the fat cat neighborhood
Fortune smiles - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
Four Christs of Ypsilanti
Four Nonsense Rhymes
Freddie and Fannie and Barney and Frank
Free
Free bees - nature's tale
Free is running out of cash
Free-market reforms
Free Money
Free speech, hate speech
Freedom is freedom is freedom
Freedom is the pits - a revolution waves
Freedom knows no color
French Lesson en anglais - mêmes choses, mais en pire
Freshly out of options
Friend Or Foe
From Ivied Walls and Tower
From one fountainhead
Fugue
Full Circle
Fun ding - repeat the repetition
Fund Raising
Fusspots and nannypants
G
Game
Gecko Squashing
Gee, how hard is that?
Gendered chess - each stale mate nevertheless
George the Bush
Get up with fleas
Gimme
Give 'em the ole razzle-dazzle
Globaloney - sung to the children's tune, "Baa, baa black sheep"
Glory
God ain't white
god is dead
Golden goose
Good
Good little party members
Good old Doctor Psychopath - on a pedophile's aftermath
Good Old Obfuscation
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha
Govern or not, here he comes
Government numbers - just words
Government Speaks
Grace Before Meals
Gram are is
Grasshopper
Grease
Grease the Skids - a variant of slippery folk
Greedy - the eighth dwarf is needy
Green drivel - love locks, dead
Green growth
Green Job
green screws red - lights or bread
Grievance
Growth in debt - a non-sequitur
Guns for me
H
Hang
Happy Ending - Happy Feet's a tasty treat
Happy PD - public domain breaks the chain
Hardships
Hate speech - rate speech
He allows us? - boxing in cages
Have you just a singular view, politically for all?
Hedonism - clarified
He plunks his money down
Heading down the same dark path
Heavenly Days - from Hot House Ballads
Hector Bullhorn
He's the bride
Hen Party - a eunuch's cluck
Heroes' Tale - small and stale
Hey diddle diddle
High horse
Hillarious - with two l's, because misspelling can be fun
Hippogrizzly - a zoological fantasy
History Lesson
Hogwash
Hollywood's helium
Holy moly! Take a chance
Home with a Mask - (To the melody, "Home on the Range," a classic Western folk song)
Homily Grits
Hook, line and sinker - on hegemonic dominance
Hot and Blue - from Hot House Ballads
Hot House - from Hot House Ballads
Hot House Ballads (four poems)
Hotel Stupidity - checking in is easy
How is it - questions not in the news
How it happens
How it works
How it's pictured, how it's seen - images and what we mean
How much is that politician's favor? - (To the melody, "That Doggie in the Window?," composed in 1952 by Bob Merrill)
Human Nature
Human thug rights
Hurt Feelings
Hymn for Modernity's Latest Religion
Hymn for Today
I
I am god, and I'm in charge
I am traveled - paraphrase of a text by Hans Bötticher
I believe - to what I cleave
I believe in Europe - but not the shifting lines
I can't, I simply can't - a postmodern student rant
Iconoclast - the urge for funds is vast
Icy ducks go skating - paraphrase of a Christian Morgenstern 'pome'
I do not give a damn
I do recall I don't recall
I don't care
I found a toy in dry caked dirt
I go I went
I have a little -ism - sung to the tune of "I Have a Little Dreidel," original lyrics by Samuel S. Grossman and music by S. E. Goldfarb.
I likes a nekked lady
I learned the answer, yes
I love to be proven wrong
I mean to help
I might
I Need Another Credit Card
I need no boots
I never met a philosophy
I prefer a vital God
I saw
I see race in everything - six sad stanzas not to sing
I Shall Believe the Socialist
I shall not join street protests
I shall not join the party
I squeezed the golden goose
I swim along in music's streams
I want to spend - drowning in the deep end
I will tinker as I please
Icarus meets the sun
Ice Cream - a modern litany ad hominem
I'd like to fill the void that God once occupied - a reflection on secular modernity
I'm amazed at my good fortune
I'm from off, so I've been told
I'm gonna git cha
I've trillions of friends
Idea - hist whist fist
Ideas knock
Ideologue
Ideology
Idle days
If Chicago were a war zone
If the facts don't fit the theory
If it's serious, you lie
If life is worth the living
If one traffics in rumors
If we cannot discuss - What's all the fuss?
If you -nonsensically true
If you but were
If you find your conformity
If you've nothing
If you've some personal dragon to slay
Ill annoy - punning ploy
I'll use my freedom
I'm done with my complaining - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Müller poem
I'm gonna guide you to the promised land - a story quite like others
I'm sorry
I'm very fond of Cummings' words
Imagine, as a parody - to the tune "Imagine," by John Lennon (circa 1971)
Immediate and drastic action - hysteria gaining traction
Immunity - with impunity
In a boiling bath - paraphrase of a Joachim Ringelnatz poem
In a Church Parking Lot
In a kindly manner
In a moment of candor - a Democrat spoke
In a world of make-believe - at its end one learns to grieve
In black-and-white
In the abstract it wasn't me
In the workers' paradise - in the Stalinist state
Inappropriate Things
Incidents of Idiocy
Income Inequality
Incompetence - from whence to thence
Increasingly outdated - costs are being tabulated
Infection
Instructed not to intervene
Invitation to the dance
Islam is identified - a litany for April 2019
Islamic Islamophobia
Islamophobia
Islamophobia revisited - a thumbnail sketch of tolerance and inter-religious dialogues
It Doesn't Help
It Is Not Fair
It was a cross - in Songs for the Victims of AIDS
It's a gas
It helps to be crazy
It's lovely to learn a new sterling phrase
It's nuts to be a student
It's only a matter of....
It's populist
It's puzzling
It's sure I'm a racist
It's the little tidbits that I like
It's too good to be true - this applies to you
It's too hot, and it's too cold - a cabaret song in the Russian style
I've got a one-trick pony - a mascot for the phony
I've lifted your wallet
I've made up my little mind
J
Jack and Jill
Jackass
Jewish nigger
Johnnie's got - Tommy rot
Johnny B Blue and Suzy Q
Jones' little van
Judas goat
Jumbled - in Love Songs for Dorothy
Just Because
Just because you say it loud
Just two
Justice - depending on the meaning of the word
K
Kick the can - most governments' plan
Kicks
Killer kills killer
Knee cheese - sum non sense
Kurfürstenstraße 115/116
L
Language brags
Language gauges
Large kitties
Late October
Lazy Bones
Leadership Failure - spoke a failed leader
Leave me be
Leave off the questions - paraphrase of a Wilhelm Busch poem
Left and Right
Left in an open book - it couldn't hurt to take a look
Left is Right, as Right is Left
Left to their own devices
Lemmings
Lessons Are
Let us feign surprise again
let's - do postmodern pirouettes
Let's all define all our terms
Let's all gorge
Let's All Sacrifice
Let's all go to the funeral
Let's borrow - a nonsense poem for these modern times
Let's gather up all tyrannies by their several names
Let's have some quail, by George
Let's replace your tyranny
Let's speak truth to power
Let's take that leaking lifeboat
Liberal is conservative
Life - in Three Songs for Roger
Light the Lamps
Like a Duck to Water
Lit from within - for my friend, Julie
Little is enough
Little loyal lap dog
Little Man
Little Marcy Busy-Pants
Little Miss Information
Little Miss Management
Little Questions
Lockdown Tony, like Lockdown Neil
Lockdown Tony and a Chinese Communist
Log rolling
Logically speaking
Look behind those walls of words
Love - in Three Songs for Roger
Love is cool or love is hot
Love Songs for Dorothy - An appreciation of Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)
Love the little lemmings
Love you, too! - by the numbers
Lying continues - government flexing its sinews
M
Made in China
Mandate waste
Manhattan dance party
Manny Festo's Presto Change-o
Martiniade - paraphrase of Joachim Ringelnatz
May and might
May morning - paraphrase of a Christian Morgenstern poem
Me - a pronoun's tale
Meaning-free words in rhyme
Media, media, media
Meetings
Menu à la carte - the senator's not so smart
Merry-go-round
Metaphor
Mice like men
Mind the gap
Miniaturized
Minor trifles
Mirages
Miss Gender
Miss Piggy Yet?
Missus Pee
Mister, I've seen
Mister Big Top Green
Mister I Know Best
Modern Art
Modern Slavery
Modern Times and Charity
Mollycoddle the models
Moocherism
Moolah
Money makes the whirled go round
Monroe the Bear
Moral Relativism - verses and refrain
More for less
Mostly white, one sees at night - the American Left's delight in spite
More Sticks and Stones
Moving Day
Murderous murderer murdered - "M " as in the myth of Che Guevara
Musical Chairs
Musical Chairs Continued
Musicological Marx - patter song variations on "Mademoiselle from Armentières"
Musicology
Much
Mulligan Stew - a recipe inverse
Music chose me
My Faults
My High School History Class
My way or the highway
N
National Eyes
Naturally no one steals anything
Nemesis met Hubris
Never, Ever Call It Greed
Never forget
Never judge a book? - how to act the schnook
Never knock your betters down