"If they have intercourse with a cow and sheep and camel
their urine and dung becomes unclean and drinking their milk will also
be unlawful and they must be killed and burned without delay, and the
person who had intercourse with them must pay money to the owner.
Further, if he had intercourse with any beast its milk becomes
unlawful." Ayatollah Khomeini, #2632., in "A Clarification Of
Questions, An Unbridged Translation of Resaleh Towzih al Masael,"
trans. J. Borujerdi, 1984, by Westview, London and Boulder.
To dally with some favorite cow is not so very nice, for then the camel
too might want to taste such paradise. When that theologian dripped with
bovinesque detail, it's sure he was only acting the horny bully male. So
bizarre were his farmyard druthers, his copulating credo was not on par
with others, which do not ever equivocate to say one from herd is not a
sexy one-night date .
Did he bring them flowers or something dainty sweet? Did he whisper
nothings amid passion's heavy heat? Did he wear a condom to have safe
camel sex? Did he kiss it French or merely give the camel pecks? Did he
linger lovingly and longingly with it? Did he have a cigarette and talk
of camel shit? Did he milk relationships which cock-a-doodle-doo?
Did he lustfully think of bleating, baa and moo?
Let's not celebrate diversity by shagging flocks of sheep, or having sex
with udder thanks as upon them he would creep, for not all cultures are
equal, even though the bright boys say, but such diverse diversity is
just too Billy goat gruff for play.
Baa-baa, lovely sheep: Have you any wish to first be screwed then
slaughtered like some other tasty dish? Moo-cow, camel and perhaps
some other beast, isn't culture wonderful with such a horny priest?
To dally with some favorite cow is not so nice when his camel becomes
jealous for Oh-yeah-paradise. When the ayatollah waxed and waned in such
clarified detail, it's sure he was really only being a satyricious male.
Copyright © 2008 by Gary Bachlund
Addendum of Judging Beauty:
"Camels owned by Sheikh Sultan bin Zayed, the President’s
Representative, have won top prizes in the camel 'mazayna' beauty
contest at this year's Al Dhafra Festival. Sheikh Sultan's camels
won the Aayel category for the golden-red camel breed, originally from
Oman. Camels belonging to Khamis Al Mazrouie scooped the Majahim
category, the black camels of Saudi Arabia. Held in Madinat Zayed in Al
Gharbia from December 13 to 29, the 10th edition of Al Dhafra Festival
was organised by the Cultural Programmes and Heritage Festivals
Committee - Abu Dhabi." In "Winners of camel beauty contest at Al
Dhafra Festival crowned," by staff, The National, Abu Dhabi, 29
of Disqualification for Botox Use: "Beauty season
is in full swing and 30,000 camels have gathered for the second annual
King Abdulaziz Camel Festival, the largest pageant in the Gulf. It takes
place in Al Dhana, 120 kilometres from Riyadh, and runs through January
following Abu Dhabi's Al Dhafra Festival. Prize money at the King
Abdulaziz Camel Festival totals US$57 million (Dhs209.3 million), with
more than US$31.8 million for pageantry alone. About 300,000 visitors
have attended the festival since it began on January 1, up a third from
last year." In "Saudi camel beauty festival: 12 entrants disqualified
for Botox use," by Anna Zacharias, The National, 23 January 2018.
Addendum of a Syrian at a
Berlin Zoo: "Ein junger Mann soll sich sexuell
an einem Pony des 'Kinderbauernhofs' im Görlitzer Park vergangen haben.
Das bestätigte eine Mitarbeiterin der Einrichtung der Berliner
Morgenpost. Der Vorfall ereignete sich am Freitag vergangener Woche
gegen 15 Uhr. Zunächst hatte Amanda F. (Name von der Redaktion geändert)
den Vorfall der Berliner Morgenpost geschildert. 'Meine Babysitterin war
mit unserem Sohn im Görlitzer Park unterwegs. Sie mussten mitansehen,
wie sich der Mann sexuell an dem Pony verging'." In "Mann soll sich an
Pony im Görlitzer Park vergangen haben," Sebastian Geisler, Berliner
Morgenpost, 10 November 2017.