"I'm laughing because if they, if they ever worried about
the risk of seeming peevish and small-minded, I haven't noticed it. I
mean, if they, if Barack Obama came out and said, 'You know, I really
love apple pie,' they would say, 'Apple pie is a socialist plot.'"
Howard Fineman of Huffington Post, on MSNBC's "Hardball," 21 August 2011
$2.1 billion dollars of devalued General Motors stock,
1 part each of desiccated Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac,
1 heaping teaspoon virgin health care insurance mandates and
3/4 part of well sieved Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation,
1 tablespoon frigid water from the Corporation for Public
1 tablespoon tepid water from the Huffington Post.
7 endorsements by the CPUSA,
2 tablespoons on- or off-balance sheet obligations,
1 cup granulated Amtrack and Conrail,
1/4 cup all-purpose Pension Benefits Guaranty Corporation,
1 teaspoon fatty Overseas Private Investment Corporation,
1/4 teaspoon each, kinetic military action in Iraq, Afghanistan,
Pakistan and Libya,
2 tablespoons Oil of Moore,
1 gallon of red ink, and
Repeated infusion of "...when you spread the wealth around,
it’s good for everybody."
1. In a dust bowl, combine losing assets; quickly cut in
campaign rhetoric with a sharp tongue. Gradually add cold lingering unemployment, 1
clump at a time, toss lightly with a fork until dough forms bubbling
deficits. Chill for 30 months or more. On a hard surface, rollover half
the dough into new non-collateralized bonds. Any liquidity should be
removed and strained through a Solyndra panel. Place into Representative
William Jefferson's New
Orleans refrigerator to retrieve during a flood.
2. In a begging bowl, toss dollar-denominated debt with
coarse SEIU salt.
Combine endorsements, obligations, granulated railroads, PBGC and OPRC; add
to debt and toss. Pour into a well- greased, crusty editorial; dot with
Fineman and Oil of Moore. Roll out remaining pastry to fit top of
nation; cut slits in top. Place over filling; seal and pinch edges. Beat
red ink and inflate with price rises; brush over any complaints. Bake fast
and furious at 425 degrees until crust is brittle and filling is bubbly.
Serve with Joe Biden's tangy BFD spicy sauce.